May 2013
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
jwisser:
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
horribleawfulcunt:
niamliveslarryloves:
basedgosh:
i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
I literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
Help Morgan Meet Fall Out Boy →
fenixed:
trytokeephersteady:
melodiesintheair:
fenixed:
Okay so I know this girl Morgan, right? She is straight up one of the biggest FOB fans I know. She loves them to death and the boys mean a lot to her. She’s actually made some of her best and closest friends thanks to them and honestly it would be everything for her to win this contest. She really deserves it okay take it from me, the...
rabioheab:
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
3ds more like $200 pokemon machine
whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
tupacabra:
sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
sir-laughsalot:
sir-laughsalot:
I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…
I WASN’T KIDDING
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
twotenandahalf:
palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.
soranorts:
a kh side game with kairi as the protagonist and minnie and daisy as her party members
Listen
1/3 of me: I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.
1/3 of me: I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything.
1/3 of me: I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead.
thickbrowsensei:
misskenzierain:
thickbrowsensei:
Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra
you misspelled season three of sherlock
you misspelled my foot in your ass
truxtondogyuun:
Wow I can’t believe Kaiba Corporation just bought Tumblr
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
